Monday, April 16, 2007

Re: Chq A/c 90-XXXXXX [Number given in original letter]

Dear Sirs/Mesdames

I note that the Bankcard attached to the above A/c has gone "poof" at some stage.

Please issue me with a replacement card of some sort

Do NOT ask me to fill out any forms. I have already filled out enough forms for two lifetimes. Seeing you made credit available to me for many years, you ALREADY have enough info to issue me with a new card.

I understand that a refusal to fill out forms will throw your bureaucratic mind into a tizz so perhaps you should pass this letter onto your department for dealing with high net worth individuals. The dividends flowing into my cheque A/c would tell an intelligent person that my share portfolio is worth over a million dollars